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Q: How to get white sperm in China?

I want to find a white husband but now I am over 40 and it is hopeless. Now I want a white sperms. Who knows where to find those?

3 years 27 weeks ago in  Family & Kids - China

 
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I didn't know sperm came in different colours. Today I learned something.

Do gay men have rainbow coloured sperm?

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Only unicorns have rainbow colored sperms!

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Shit. I just learned another thing. ECC is edumacationism!

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I didn't know sperm came in different colours. Today I learned something.

Do gay men have rainbow coloured sperm?

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Only unicorns have rainbow colored sperms!

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Shit. I just learned another thing. ECC is edumacationism!

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It doesn't need to happen in Chiner ... I mean, you could get it from anywhere in the world by  'mail-in' ... similar like at elections.

 

You can fill it up in your own home and send it by mail carrier.

 

I read, they have small-refrigerator-tubes ... available  'cause many people value privacy of one's home for such tube-fill-in undertaking and then  ... just an easy mail-in de-de-delivery.

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Go to a bar, buy a few dudes a drink and enquire about the possibility of one of them seeing you for a 'private donation'. Simples.

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my 'friend' says he'd luv to donate sum of those funny little fish things u can only see in Microscope.  'He' was wondering if u r a '34C' give or take...,, I'm not quite sure what that means though,,, 'He' also was wondering if 'We',, ohh,,, 'Us',, I meant 'He & U' could maybe go Doggy w/ some Steely Dan on the '8-Track' ?,,, and something about 'Trump/Biden' masks.  I mean I'm just asking for 'Him',, because I said I would and everything,,, but he also said tell u all I have,,,,, oops,, I didn't mean I,, lol,, nope,, sure didn't mean 'I',,  all(He has) is a 100,,, oh,,, ¥,, not $,,,  anyway get back to 'Him'asap and obviously a  Raincoat will be required 'Post-coitus'.  Xiexie,, umm, I mean Thank u,, see, Umm, Gracias is like Xiexie,, oh,, never mind,, please Delete Message on Reciept or I will have no choice but to Report u to Administratorand/or CIA,,, umm, can I have ur Poitnts when u r banned?

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Rule 34C ... 

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034C

 

'34C' means 'extra large' ... in example, you intend to purchase a bra, you could be satisfied by 2- -plastic--grocery-angel-bags ... 

 

I know Steely Dan ... am d/l-ing it next ...

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HAHA

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I am willing to donate my white sperm? How can I sent it to you?

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" ...I read, they have small-refrigerator-tubes ... available ..."

 

You should use Certified Express shipping ...

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A: Your potential employer is right! Demand for Medical exam before
A:Your potential employer is right! Demand for Medical exam before granting Z visa is to make sure, you won't be entering China in any abnormal and harmful to others condition.Few days after your arrival to China, you'll be required to complete another ME ... If ME in China will be OK, you'll get a Residence permit stamp into your book some 10-days afterwards. Imagine, you're an employer, who can sponsor my entry and work in China, but after my arrival to China, it would be found I carry some sickness, which would prevent Chinese .gov to issue a Residence permit. Rule is: Z visa should be converted into Residence permit in 30-days after arrival to China.    So, my advice is:"Complete ME in your home country and forward medical results to your employer".Z visa grant will follow shortly afterwards. Employer is not wrong at their demand for the pre-arrival ME from your home country hospital.   -- icnif77